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Es ist noch ein
bisschen früh, aber wenn Sie jetzt Ihre Weihnachtskarten drucken
lassen, sollten Sie die vielleicht in etwa so formulieren:
It’s early, but I
thought you might enjoy an early politically correct Christmas
Greeting! And it gives you an idea how to print your greeting cards:
Merry Christmas!!
Happy New Year!!
Disclaimer...
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non ‐addictive, gender
neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all . . .
. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2007 but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make
Canada great (not to imply that Canada
is necessarily greater than any other country) and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, colour of
car driven, or bus taken, or shoes
worn, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
Please note: No animals were harmed in the creation of this
greeting. |
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